The Kingdom of Far Andainarics is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 286 million Far Andainaricsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andanairograd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.4%.

The powerhouse Far Andainaricsian economy, worth 26.4 trillion Denars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 92,235 Denars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 483,584 per year while the poor average 9,422, a ratio of 51.3 to 1.

Slavers are real nutters, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Far Andainarics, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Far Andainarics's national animal is the Bear.

Far Andainarics is ranked 73,147^th in the world and 97^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 411.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.